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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The main man in China! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. взято с http://bychkoff.com/news/149/index.html | |
| Selena (01-04-2005 - 07:29): | |
супер штука)) читала еще год назад, но посмеялась еще разок 
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| Scar (01-04-2005 - 07:35): | |
LOL!!!!! Аффигенско! 
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| Funtik (01-04-2005 - 07:43): | |
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Чё тут офигенского? Если это не шутка, то представьте в руках каких идиотов находится ядерная кнопка
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| kosmostar (01-04-2005 - 07:44): | |
а чего тут представлять | |
| Zeng Zui (01-04-2005 - 08:25): | |
Вот теперь селенка в моем стиле
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| Ormatie (01-04-2005 - 08:48): | |
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2 Зенг: твой стиль, это когда говрят "было год назад...читал пару месяцев назад на одном форуме.. фу. страье и т.д." А у Селены еще и "посмеялась еще разок" есть
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| DiRoN (01-04-2005 - 11:34): | |
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бля yes sir....yassir? ))))))))))))мухахаааааааааа | |
| Кросавчег (01-04-2005 - 17:39): | |
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я в истерике валяюсь... АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА ЛОЛ!!!! | |
| Koronez (02-04-2005 - 05:18): | |
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прикольно, но не очень
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| Greebanova (02-04-2005 - 14:04): | |
| не очень..я этот юмор не особо | |
| Arhivator (02-04-2005 - 16:25): | |
| улетно... | |
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